Walmart disaster

So I had to mark this one down for the records. Yesterday started off on the wrong foot with Nate waking up at 4am. His eye tooth finally broke through that morning (only 3 more to go!). So I decided to pack the kids up that morning to go to Walmart to buy party supplies and cake ingredients for Nate's 2nd birthday. Nate was already cranky and I put Wes in the Baby Bjorn so I could actually fill up the cart area with stuff. So here I am pushing the cart with one hand due to Wes crying and I am holding the pacifier in his mouth. Trying to get Nate satisfied by giving him anything to play with so I don't hear the whining. So here I am dancing in the isle with Wes while looking for cake ingredients and I hear this sound. I turn around and Mr. Nate has turned over the DOZEN eggs into the cart. All but 4 broke. I am saying "bad boy". He starts crying which leads Wes to start crying because I am not dancing and putting the paci in the mouth. So I shove the eggs back into the carton and wipe up all the egg stuff on all my groceries. I proceed to the egg isle again and put back the broken eggs and get a new carton. Yep I was that MOM! I needed to get out of there and FAST! Both kids were MELTING and Mommies was about too! I have already asked God for forgiveness.